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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

Happy birthday funny quotes are only for those who love funs. Generally, We can fun with someone who is so much friendly. In this whole post, We are collecting best happy birthday funny quotes for your friends. Friends are the most useful place to funs. You can send this quotes for his/her birthday. Now, Lets see the Happy Birthday funny quotes.


Happy Birthday funny Quotes


  • Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have a birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • “It is the duty of a true friend to make you remember, “Old is gold, my friend!”
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Happy Birthday, friend!
  • Before coming to your Birthday party, I saved the emergency number on my phone. Unexpected asthma attaches can come to your while blowing the candles.
  • I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end, I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

Hilarious birthday quotes

Hilarious birthday quotes
Hilarious birthday quotes
  • “It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. So, I am not telling you. Enjoy your birthday.”
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • Brace yourself. An explosion of Facebook notifications is coming. Happy Birthday from the Lannisters… we never forget.
  • Only one day you are going have your Birthday. The left 364 days you will get un-birthday presents. Happy Birthday.
  • Hi, its your birthday. I am wait a to Happy Birthday funny quotes for you.
  • It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.
  • “A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.”
  • You are as old as you look
  • May the odds be ever in your favor… and if they’re not I hope there is a Katniss to take your place because it isn’t going to be me!

Happy birthday best friend

Happy birthday best friend
Happy birthday best friend
  • Oh yeah, it’s your birthday. It means 1 more year that you’re annoying everyone with your weird things. Anyway! Happy Birthday!
  • It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.
  • “Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you, my ancient friend!”
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram.
  • A best friend is a pack of Best parent, lover, and teacher. Happy Birthday to my power pack.
  • I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

Happy Birthday Man

Happy Birthday Man
Happy Birthday Man
  • If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.
  • “Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!”
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • To show how not old we are I am going to wish you happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded
  • With every birthday your are getting older. Don’t think about this bullshit. Just have fun and eat my position of cake too.
  • “My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.”
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • I’m glad I don’t need Facebook to tell me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday!

funny happy birthday quotes

funny happy birthday quotes
funny happy birthday quotes
  • It’s your Birthday. Close your eyes, Think of your dream, Make a wish and if you wait for a while, you will get exactly what you want when all the kids go out of the house.
  • Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.
  • “Happy birthday, friend. I won’t make any age-related jokes today. Frankly, I feel really bad about how old you are.”
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

happy birthday quotes for friend

happy birthday quotes for friend
happy birthday quotes for friend

“As a close friend, I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many years as you can get away with it.”

  • You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • If ‘only the good die young’…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays…Happy Birthday!
  • I generally forget everyone’s Birthday, It’s like a miracle I remember your Birthday and sending you this msg. Happy Birthday, Broo!
  • You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.
  • “Congratulations, friend! You’re one year closer to getting a senior citizen’s discount at the movies. Happy birthday!”
  • Cougar was so last year. This year you are a cheetah, fierce & fabulous!!

happy birthday friend quotes


  • Happy Birthday to my best friend who is everything in my life. And he is the person whose place cannot be taken by anyone.
  • It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.
  • Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.
  • I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music… but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!
  • Happy Birthday funny quotes makes your day happy.
  • You always enjoy your birthday with some cool and interesting war, that’s why you only have one birthday in one year.
  • I feel jealous because you get the most wishes for a birthday.

Happy birthday to me quotes


“Happy birthday, friend. At your age, it’s important to live large. Let’s start with large print.”

  • “Happy birthday, my friend! I can’t believe it’s already been a year since the last time I didn’t buy you anything for your birthday.”
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
  • Though you do not have your teeth, still I wish you a happy birthday and congratulate you a huge smile.
  • At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.
  • “Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do.”
  • I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.

Happy Birthday wishes quotes


  • In today’s time, everyone receives a lot of text, phone calls and status update on the wall. Who actually mailed a card. Due to this new technology, we seldom receive a bday card from friends.
  • It would have been a holiday if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.
  • “Happy birthday to my best friend! I will always be there for you – unless you want to jump out of a plane with only one parachute. I probably won’t be there for you then.”
  • Lucille Ball said it best when she said, “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Happy Birthday! May you stay forever 28—LIAR!
  • Happy Birthday funny quotes is only for those friends who is so much friendly.
  • A scientist has proved that people start losing memory after the age of 41, but we can only hope for you.

happy birthday cousin quotes


  • “Happy birthday to my best friend! I will always be there for you – unless you want to jump out of a plane with only one parachute. I probably won’t be there for you then.”
  • Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy Birthday—or is it??
  • Your birthday is the only day of the year when your friend post on your Facebook wall. At least Facebook makes them remember your Birthday.
  • “Happy birthday, friend. You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you.”
  • Congratulations! You are another year closer to being able to get that senior discount at Target and wear the underwear that you can pee in!!
  • However, No matter how much clever, cute or sweet you are. The most important thing is that you remember my birthday.
  • “Happy birthday, friend! I don’t care how old you are, you better have a bouncy castle at your birthday party.”

In conclusion, we say again that happy birthday funny quotes are best quotes to send your friends. Finally, You know already that sociol quotes help people to know all types of quotes.

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